So the eldest JP has gone off to Thailand for only SIX weeks (six weeks of a tidy bedroom!) Along with five of her Princess Pals.
So therefore you get six JP Mums wishing them a fond farewell with some parting advice
1/ Don’t take anything from anyone especially bags containing white powder!
2/ Check your bags before entering the airport for said bags of white powder!
3/ Wheel your bag in front of you so no-one can put anything in your bag - JP has been practising
4/ Always go everywhere together YES all six of you - YES even to the toilet - YEEESSS even inside the cubicle
5/ Peel all fruit and veg even in five star hotels
6/ Only drink bottled water that you can see is properly sealed.
7/ When drinking alcohol keep your hand over the top of the bottle - except when obviously drinking
8/ Sleep with your mosquito net, your insect repellant, your insect plugs and don’t sleep with anything else!
9/ Take all your pills including vitamins for fending off stomach illnesses and mosquitoes (PG no-one stops them at the airport for having 2000 white pills between them)
10/ No finding any boyfriends (they could be drug barrons)
11/ No bungee jumping or any other extreme sports including shopping - you will need to learn a new word - BUDGET
and LASTLY
RELAX AND HAVE A GREAT TIME